Honkus Science Innovators

"Welcome to Honkus Science Innovators! Today, you'll be testing our repulsion gel."

- Honkus Science Innovators Announcer, ' HSI'

Honkus Science Innovators was a company based in an unknown location until 2015, when they relocated to the St. Andrews Coal Mine. The company was co-run by Nathaniel and Preston Honkus, two goose brothers. Eventually, Nathan got bored of just testing new equipment that had no practical purpose. He got into a row with Preston, who told him to 'go stick your head in the sand'. Nathan then knocked Preston out and dragged him to a secret lab. There, he pushed Preston into a machine which cut out his brain and hooked it up to a computer. Nathan then gave all the employees half of their annual salary and told them to pack their bags. However, when he realised that his brother's secretary, Aurelia Cluckus, lived in the garden of 59 Lade Braes (the house on top of the St. Andrews Coal Mine), he gave Aurelia the deeds to the mine. They began to build a bunker a mile higher in the mine than where HSI had been.

Tristan Cox rediscovered the old HSI complex in 2020, going through the latest test and finding GLaDES. He eventually was forced to blow up the secret lab, but Preston Honkus was able to hack Tristan's computer and copy himself across just in the nick of time.

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